Friday, June 10, 2011

Preview Of Episode One Script

SECRET AGENT BLOKES 3 PART, 15 MINUTE 
ANIMATION FOR YOU-TUBE BY CRAIG GILLMAN 
AND SHINING DOVE

  FIRST DRAFT 3, June, 2011

"CAST"

          REM...................................Shining
                                 
          SPCES...................................Craig
              
          The BOSS................................DUCKY

          Fisher..................................Fisher

          DOLL AGENT.......................Clown 2 skim
                                    
          DOLL AGENT.......................Clown 1 gimp
         
          SUMMER.................................Summer ?

          Kaley..................................Kaley ?

          DIPPY....................................TBD
                                   
               
                          Secret Agent Blokes
              

                                   Act one

               TITLE: THE BBQ PARTY

               FADE IN:

               INT. LOCAL PUB -- AFTERNOON

               AGENTS REM AN SPCES SITTING IN THERE
               LOCAL PUB HAVING A BEER NEXT TO THE
               WINDOWS.  THERE ABOUT 10 LOCALS THERE 4
               AT THE BAR AN 6 SITTING DOWN AT TABLES.

               ON BOTH

                                     REM
                         Hey specs want to hear a
                         joke?

                                     SPCES
                         Yeah ok.

                                     REM
                         

               ON REM

                                     
                         Why did Humpty Dumpty
                         fail off the wall?

               ON SPCES

                                     SPCES
                         I don't know?

                                     REM
                         It becos he a fucken
                         egg!

               ON BOTH

               BOTH AGENTS REM AN SPCES LAUGH-OUT-LOUD.

               
               ON REM

                                     REM
                         Why did THE BOSS fail
                         off the wall?

               ON BOTH

                                     SPCES
                         Becos he a fucken egg
                         too!

               REM AN SPCES LAUGH-OUT-LOUD.

               
               ON PHONE

               BEEP-BEEP-BEEP.  REM GET A VIDEO MESSAGES
               FROM THE BOSS.

               
                                     THE BOSS
                         The boss is the head of
                         secret agent blokes. 

                                     THE BOSS
                         What you two monkey
                         laughing about?

               NEW ANGLE

                                     REM AN SPCES
                         Nothing.  Nothing... 
                         Boss...

               ON PHONE

                                     THE BOSS
                         Pay attention!  I want
                         you two agents go to the
                         white stone winery  an
                         retrieve a flash drive
                         left behind by one of
                         own agents OK...

               NEW ANGLE

                                     REM AN SPCES.
                         -Yes boss.
                         -yes boss.

                                     THE BOSS
                         Wait I haven Finnish
                         yet...  You are to go in
                         there disguise as clown.

               NEW ANGLE

                                     REM AN SPCES
                         

               THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER WITH A BIG GRIN
               ON THERE FACES.

               ON REM

                                     REM (V.O.)
                         Cool ass burger.

               ON SPCES

                                     SPCES (V.O.)
                         Cool bananas.

               NEW ANGLE

                                     REM AN SPCES
                         Yeah boss.

               NEW ANGLE

                                     THE BOSS
                         An watch out for any
                         other agents who might
                         be there in disguise.

                                     SPCES
                         Disguise as clowns?

                                     THE BOSS
                         No...you monkey... As
                         clowns they are not from
                         our agent.  So don't
                         screw this up or you be
                         back watching monkey in
                         the zoo...

               ON REM

                                     REM
                         Who are they boss?

               WIDE ANGLE

                                     THE BOSS
                         They are doll agents
                         from the north island
                         they are also looking to
                         steal information from
                         who ever an were ever
                         ok.

                                     REM AN SPCES
                         Yeah... yeah... ok boss
                         we got this in the bag.

               FADE OUT

To be continued....

Secret Agent Blokes













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